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The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Garner and Solo later received starring roles in order to fill the void left by Ritter for the remainder of the series' run. Dawson plays with three visual levels here: black and white ink wash for their visit to the farm, bright colored coloring book-style drawings of animals, and visions of tout farms in harsh blood red. Please do not do this. When proper respect has been observed the entire time, that moment will be a lot easier and far less messy. In 2003, the show began airing in the UK on thewhich was edited for children's viewing. PDA Sin They are cuddly with each other. Do not trifle with me. Reading through this list, I am missing out on a lot of things with her.
I saw this and got a lot of good laughs out of it. I thought I'd share it with you guys, as I'm sure many of you are fathers who might appreciate this. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Shoot, I still get the evil eye from here dad once in a while, and we've been married almost 11 years. I've got a 5-year old daughter and a 3-year old daughter. I'll be saving this for the next 15 years at least, it'd better be at least 15 years before they even think about dating , and giving copies to any potential suitors of my daughters!!! Tom at MSY No lie here... I had a girls father hand me this list one very similar when he first met me. It was pretty damn funny. He told me he went to Camp Perry every other year, and was on the local marksmanship team. He was little chagrined when I brought my own national match M1A and did better than him with a long gun at the 200 meter TVA range. I couldn't shoot any farther, though, as we had open sights and I can't really see much farther... All this for me... My rule for superfly dating my potential daughter... You said you do WHAT with rich republican girls?!?! I do you a favor, son, you have fifteen seconds to get out of range, so RUN!! I mean you still can't date any daughters I might ever have... She'd kick you narrow ass if you got out of line L-188: To answer your question; 1. Just a simple hug. That's the dumbest fashion ever. Never talk sex with parents 5. I love talking politics! Never indicated return time. I broke this rule too 6. Ooops, I broke that rule too. No lady has ever made me wait. Remember they are going out with Superfly 8. Broke that rule too 9. That don't scare me 10. That guy sounds like a nut. So I guess I broke about 5 of the rules and three of them didn't apply. When I was dating girls yeah, I'm gay, but in OK you try to cover it up as long as you can I date a guys daughter, we will call him Vince. Vince is a prominant business leader in OKC and has ran, but not won, for the seat of governor. And the worst part, he's one of those hardcore east coast Italian types. The first time I went to pick his daughter up, I tried to make conversation with him. We were going to a birthday party of one of my friend's. Hell, I even spent the night there once, albeit in another bedroom than his daughter. It's all about appearance, intelligence, and good manners with fathers. Talk with them about their business and show interest in what they have to say. Talk about your educational endeavors and what you plan on doing with your life. Talk to them about politics, although if you are on the wrong side, this may be like walking on pins and needles. Definitely call them sir, and the utmost important thing, get the girl home the time he requires. After that, they are like puddy in your hands. And, if you want to get in really well, give her parents a Christmas card or a small gift. If you are invited to dinner, help clean up after dinner. If you are offered wine or a drink, take the drink, but for heavens sake, don't drink more than the father. 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